We know it wasn't Frank, because Frank has never once been on the kitchen worktop.
Frank also couldn't care less about playing and attacking things. Especially not things as boring as bread.
Therefore the culprit is George. George the sleepy, sad cat who supposedly just wants to hide away from the world. I guess that George has had a personality makeover. Still, it could be worse, he could have killed my bottle of Baileys.
Note to self: keep all food in easily damaged packaging off the counter. Especially overnight when George gets bored. Asshole. It's not like he doesn't even have his own toys to play with. He's happily attacking a furry mouse right this minute.
Frank also couldn't care less about playing and attacking things. Especially not things as boring as bread.
Therefore the culprit is George. George the sleepy, sad cat who supposedly just wants to hide away from the world. I guess that George has had a personality makeover. Still, it could be worse, he could have killed my bottle of Baileys.
Note to self: keep all food in easily damaged packaging off the counter. Especially overnight when George gets bored. Asshole. It's not like he doesn't even have his own toys to play with. He's happily attacking a furry mouse right this minute.
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